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littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself

Artist: Christina Milian
Track Name: "Call Me, Beep Me!"
Played: 82145 times
peabug:

getdestroyed-staydestroyed:

Sleep Paralysis is a phenomenon in which people, either falling asleep or waking up, temporarily experience the inability to move. Scientifically its the transition state between wakefulness and rest characterized by complete muscle atonia (muscle weakness). 
I’ve known several people who have had sleep paralysis, who have even made characters who share the same trait. I’ve never suffered from it myself but I find the folklore around it fascinating, because no matter what nation of origin it always has to do with the visitation of a demon or vengeful spirit who either sits on, restrains, or strangles said victim. And so I drew my own little depiction of it, complete with a demon girl puking black stuff on a guy.
I dunno, sue me. 

Fun Fact Of the Day #1 the myth of the succubus and incubus came out of the hallucinations people have when they experience sleep paralysis
Fun Fact Of The Day #2 this dude’s art is so fucking rad

I feel like anba reblogged this for me. <3
If anyone’s interested in how it happens for me (you’re probably not) 
I rarely have hallucinations, but on the occasions I do, it’s usually a dark shadowy figure either standing in my room or coming towards me OR big spiders.It’s some scary shyte too because I’m totally convinced they’re real even though I’m awake, and I know I’m awake. (it’s weird.)Usually, I can’t open my eyes, I can’t move nor can I speak. It only happens for a minute or so, but when I can move (eventually) I’m really tired, so I end up falling right back into it (this can happen six or seven times before I manage to get moving.) 
Sometimes, it actually feels ok; although I can’t move - I can usually feel this rush all over my body (it’s hard to explain,) kind of like when you get a chill, or hear a really good piece of music but it can turn quickly. Other times I feel like I can’t breathe, and I struggle to move but I’m not sure whether I’m actually moving or not because I’m so stuck between awake and dreaming. Sometimes I hear noises when they’re not there, and can feel people picking me up or moving me when no one’s around. 
Generally, it’s pretty terrible, because I always end up feeling like I can’t breathe or that I really need to move / get up. It does feel like someone is pushing you down and it’s a huge effort to wriggle whatever parts of your body you can move. I hate people who say they wish they had it or say “pray to jesus” eughhhh.
SORRY FOR LONG TEXT LOL

a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “THE MANAGER SAID TO SUBSTITUTE THIS MILK FOR THE ONE ON SALE.”Bottom Text: “HUH..REALLY? THAT’S FUNNY BECAUSE I’M THE MANAGER..”]

imagine-dragonlords:

thewayweride:

If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. 

T H I S

If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow. 

FINE. 

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr