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casanovaitsnotover: Evidently nothing has changed in my life (Taken with instagram)
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astro-farnsworth:

“you shall not lie with a man as with women: that is an abomination”
I quite agree, God, I won’t lie with men as I lie with women.

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thegestianpoet: i just went for a run in my neighborhood as i have done most nights for the past week or two and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping  AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY only I had just done hills and was really out of breath  so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as  “IT’S OK IF YOU POOP” LIKE THIS I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 
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eternellement-un-enfant replied to your post: frightenedbyabsurdities started following you

WHY DID THAT GIF MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH AHFJDHKKG

Because it is an animated duck. A pretty awesome animated duck. ;D 

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frightenedbyabsurdities started following you

Hello, Hannah. :D

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Holy cheese, I just gained four followers?

Are you all spam bots or something? 
Is it my birthday?
Christmas come early?

 

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astro-farnsworth: I asked my mum to write something uplifting on the whiteboard in my bedroom…
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